when you try to take a cr-p, but it wont come out, and you make odd noises that scare everyone around you.
billy had an -ssfail right before his history test. poor kid.
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when your -ss just stops working.
bob had an -ssfail right before a very important meeting. poor bob.
one who encomp-sses the features of being an -ss and fails. one who loves to play video games, watch stupid videos on the web, and sing. really great at playing with legos, and loves saying catch phrases such as, “true story,” or “battle damage!” or even, “sh-t is crazzzz’y!”
caaaarl is a big -ss fail. he just doesn’t know what to do.

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