assfirmative action
the act of purposely lighting one’s farts on fire while high on weed. note: this can be extremely dangerous and should not be attempted unless super high.
guy a: hey we are so high right now….
guy b: im so high that i’m going to take an -ssfirmative action.
guy a: don’t burn your -ss off.
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