assflake


an insult.

a person who deserves to be deemed as a crusted skin flake from someone’s -ss, or as dried sh-t that flakes off from someone’s -ss.
john, you f-cking -ssflake! you suck.
dried c-m which surrounds the -n-l region after s-x.
i rocked the poo palace last night and woke up to a bed full of -ss flakes.

see poo palace

remember that chick last night? i did’nt know whether to eat the -ss flakes or the grilled cheese this morning.

see grilled cheese
macho men, mostly in military, who use their big “hot bods” of muscles to get ladies, but they actually have no intellect whatsoever and can barley breathe without reminders.
that guy i just met at la fitness seems like a total -ssflake

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