-ssfreshner is when you accidentally exfoliate your r-ct-m with a mint flavored body wash and you feel as if your -sshole is constantly tickled by an awkward breeze of freshness. symptoms may last several hours.
man, i bought this new body wash and it’s a real -ssfreshner.

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