Assfu
the art of wielding a perfect -ss that a females uses to pull in unsuspecting males. female who are practicing this art and succesfully using their -ss to generate intrest are commonly referd to as practicing “-ssfu”.
damm that b-tch gots some -ssfu going on!
-ss fu is the fight between the smell of your feces and the smell of the feces of the person next to you in the bathroom. this also works for farts.
i was taking a dump at work the other day and a guy walked into the stall next to me. after a minute, i had to get up and leave because his -ss fu was stronger than mine.
bob cleared out the entire office the other day with his fart. his -ss fu is strong.
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