assfunkle
1 the word that pops into your head when you see the home keys on a keyboard typed consecutively: “asdfjkl;”
2 “funkle” is a word used to describe absolute awesomeness, therefore, “-ssfunkle” is an -ss with absolute awesomeness.
1 when i see “asdfjkl;” i think of -ssfunkle!
2 d-mn girl, you got some serious -ssfunkle goin’ on!
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