assgrit
any matter that is stuck between the left and right b-ttock, particularly co-rs- material that makes it uncomfortable to walk, sit, or perform daily tasks.
guy 1: dude stop scratching your -ss when i’m around.
guy2: sorry man, after i went to the beach yesterday i got a lot of -ssgrit stuck between my cheeks.
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after using the bathroom dave felt uncomfortable when he realized there was still some -ssgrit lingering.
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sand is a common type of -ssgrit.
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