asshat

one who has their head up their -ss. thus wearing their -ss as a hat. #xaviermunrogreen
“you sir are an -sshat!” “wait, i’m no xavier green”
one who has their head up their -ss. thus wearing their -ss as a hat. -sshat
a person, of either gender, whose behavior displays such ignorance/obnoxiousness that you would like to make them wear their own -ss as a hat.
usage: “can you believe that my boss is making me stay until 9 pm on a friday!?” “what an -sshat.”
one whose head is so far up their rear end it could p-ss for a hat; used to describe a person who is stubborn, cruel, or otherwise unpleasant to be around.
leave ’em alone, -sshat!
a unit vector in the -ss direction
(similar to i hat, a unit vector in the i (or x) direction, j hat, k hat, etc.)
“andrew is such an -sshat.”
“totally. his unit vector is definitely pointed in the -ss direction.”
idiotic, stupid. to act like a moron.

from the popular insult “to have your head up your -ss”. this imagry leads to ones -ss being placed on the head like a hat, hence “-sshat”.
that -sshat spilled soda all over my new shirt.
describing when one’s head is so far up one’s -ss that one is wearing the -ss as a hat. in other words, extreme stupidity.
a: look at all those hurricane victims on their roofs, waving at the helicopters, begging for emergency food to be dropped down! why don’t they just leave?
b: you -sshat.
a close cousin of the -ss-clown, typically identified by a jovial expression and an outward misunderstanding of how he/she is perceived, combined with a generally misguided conception of what is sociably acceptable amongst his/her fellow peers.

said persons’ frequent attempts at humor usually lead to he/she making an -ss out of his/herself. not to be confused with -ss-hole.
“quit throwing pennies at that homeless man, you -sshat.”

“hey -sshat, thanks for double parking.”

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