Asshateus Maximus


in politics, an intellectually dishonest person of low self-esteem, usually an abuser of small animals who likes to disrupt mature debate like an 8 year old girl not getting enough attention.

in movie theaters, a jack-ss who would walk into an empty theater and sit directly in front of you.
petergriffin was an -sshateus maximus until he conceded and handed the crown to 7426karl who had his head lodged to far up pg’s -ss too realize a concession had come.

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