asshold


when you squeeze your b-tt cheeks really hard to keep the turtle head from coming out.
“man, it’s a good thing i found a bathroom because this -sshold wasn’t going to last.”
(v) the act of your girlfriend withholding -n-l from you
“oh yeah we’re supposed to try -n-l tomorrow but she has me on -sshold”
(v): the action of attaining a firm grip on a tight -ss
(n): the grip that is held on a tight -ss
n-body wants to -sshold a flabby -ss.

i had a really good -sshold but then she smacked my hand away!
-ss-hold

a chair or seat.
i hate this -sshold
a particular breed of -sshole in which non-communication is its primary means of humiliation in females. they are known for being extremely good liars and holding up facades for months to even years; however they back out when they are scared with no care for the repercussions to the female…
that guy who told me he wanted me to move in him hasn’t talked to me in 2 weeks… what an -sshold!!

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