asshole academy
located in boston, m-ssachusetts.
predestined from birth, the future greatest -ssholes in america are sent here after they graduate high school.
at this school, -ssholes refine their skills. they learn to mhc (make her cry) and how to be an all around -sshole.
at the end of the year, one lucky guy is given the high esteemed t-tle of “-sshole of the year,” thanks to his hard work, skill, and extreme dedication.
-did you write your paper for -sshole academy yet?
-yes. its all about how i lead this girl on and was a complete -sshole to her and then just stopped talking to her, and then hooked up with a guy…
-d-mn man. thats some good -sshole work.
-i know—i’m hoping to become “-sshole of the year.”
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