a nickname for the montour run road exit in pittsburgh, located on the parkway west just outside of downtown. people are known to cut each other off, speed, and bob and weave through traffic. a caution zone for most drivers unless you are getting off.
i’m getting off the business loop, so i’m gonna try not to wreck at -sshole alley.
- Salsa water
the juicy byproduct of a delicious fresh salsa. not any of that jarred sh-t. real salsa. it has magical healing properties in reducing hangover symptoms. consume from the squatting position whilst loudly slurping and regretting last night for maximum effects . grace is hungover, get this woman some salsa water!
…the.best.around… i’m am heilbronn #wag1 #g
a person who thinks that things that happen in movies and tv shows are real. -watching a movie- movieliever: omg i can’t believe he killed that guy! he must be arrested and sent to jail! me: calm down bro it’s just a movie. it’s not real. #movie #film #tv #television #believer #movieliever
- Straight Card
when you say or do something gay or something not heteros-xual/straight, you ‘lose your straight card’ person 1: “dude, david tennant is handsome as h-ll.” person 2: “you just lost your straight card, man.” #gay #h-m- #h-m-s-xual #funny #straight #heteros-xual #card #lose #losing
“climon” is the ship name between best friends simon lewis and clarissa fairchild in the mortal instruments series by c-ssandra clare. person 1: “omg simon and clary are kicking -ss right now, they’re amazing!” person 2: “ikr! my climon feels are going through the roof!” ##tmi #clarissafairchild #simonlewis #climon #cinnamonrolls