asshole april
the act of -n-l once a day starting at 12 am until the end of april at 12 am. (nut optional.)
mark: “hey it’s almost april.”
jamie: “so?”
mark: “-sshole april.”
jamie: “what the h-ll is that?”
mark: “look it up.”
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