Asshole Atheist
an atheist who goes out of his or her way to argue about religion and treats all religious people with disrespect. this is a common phase which newly atheistic people go through. those who remain -sshole atheists after the fact may be generally antisocial or using atheism to compensate for a lack of other interesting traits.
-sshole atheists generally give other atheists a bad name because others -ssociate atheism with them rather than those who don’t point out their atheism when not provoked.
theist: you atheists are so obnoxious, noah just b-tched me out for saying “g-d bless you” when he sneezed.
atheist: dude, he’s just an -sshole atheist, don’t -ssociate the rest of us with him.
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