tax returns


a covert nickname for the p-rn collection on your computer/laptop.

in honor of dane cook who used the example of guys having fake files/folders on their computers/laptops to hide p-rn. his example was that all guys have a folder named “tax returns 2003” filled with p-rn.
“dude, my girlfriend caught me on my laptop looking through my ‘tax returns!'”

“omg! she caught you punching the clown!”

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