asshole cough
a unnecessary cough issued close to a smoker in a p-ssive aggressive way to alert the smoker to the common distaste of their habit.
smoker 1: yeah, so i was knee deep…
p-sserby: -cough-
smoker 2: was that just an -sshole cough? c’mon. we all die in the end, man.
p-sserby 2: -cough-
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