ass monkies
a straight(inlovewithagayman)man who is hot and charming and really good at most everything. who is in love with a guy but wants awomen. a man who wish his best friend was a girl he could make love too. a guy whohas. not relized its ok to be gay. or one who is scared of his love for a man. most of the men who have a gay best friend. one who would do anything for a -ssmonky one who follows a -ssmonkey around or feeds them buys them clothes or feels strong feelings for a -ssmonkey
hey bro i’m into a -ss monkies that don’t know why they love gaymen. v. i would be so into you if you would ever like to be with me and i’m not a -ssmonkey or -ssmuppet i’m a guy who is in love with you just for the plain and simple fact that you are you
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1. to kick some -ss. 2. to get wasted/high/drunk/obliterated. 1. -while watching an action flick- “uh ohhh… here comes the -ss whoopy” 2. “so i’ll pick you up for the party at eight. man, i’m so excited to get all -ss whoopied.”
- asswag
when a dog wags its tail so hard, its whole -ss wags. wow, your dog doesn’t just wag his tail, he wags his whole -ss! yeah, he gets a major case of -sswag whenever we’ve been out for the day.
- Astaire
the act of tapping one’s foot on the floor, while seated in a public bathroom stall, to alert anyone trying to enter the stall (see t-rd burglar) that it is occupied. named for actor/tapdancer fred astaire. i was on the john takin’ a dump and had to perform an astaire cuz somebody kept trying to […]