Asshole Fairies
a fairy whom if let out of his/her jar will proceed to put splinters in the nearest suitors -sshole.
avoid letting them out of their jar to prevent weeks of painful sitting and pretty much any kind of movement whatsoever.
josh broke my jar of -sshole fairies and my -sshole had splinters for weeks so i whooped that n-gg-s -ss!
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