asshole golf
when two extremely close friends decide to take the next step, they play a game. -sshole golf is this game; one man spreads his cheeks, and opens his -sshole wide while the other tees off from a couple hundred meters away and pounds that f-cking ball directly in the socket.
“dave, i think i’m ready. we should play some -sshole golf.”
“alright. get spreading.”
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