asshole insurance
variant – something to prevent -n-l rape.
inmate 1: you gonn’ get -ss raped!
inmate 2: quite untrue good sir, i happen to have fastened my soap to a lengthy cord, allowing for easy retrieval in the case of dropping it in the showers. i call it… -sshole insurance
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a trick of the skilled -sshole; -sshole insurance. the insurance covers all acts of -ssholery by providing the victim with an -ssemblage of minions ready to vouch for the legitimacy of his/her actions.
for use in dnd 3.5:
take the “leadership” feat at lvl 7 and then “-sshole insurance” at lvl 10 and you’re all set.
what the h-ll? another paycut… right before christmas? f-cking -sshole! g-dd-mn mr. smith and his -sshole insurance.
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