asshole pisser
one who urinates out of their r-ct-m resulting in a wet spot on the back of their jeans.
instead of letting someone become an -sshole p-sser, you should direct them to the p-ssery.
“did you see the stain on the back of that guy’s jeans?”
“yeah, he must be an -sshole p-sser.”
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- assimilation by the Borg
the habit of wearing a bluetooth cell phone on one’s ear at all times. usually in reference to high-powered executive types, the first to develop this habit in earnest. have you seen the new director of security? yeah, he’s been -ssimilated….. (note that any form of “-ssimilation by the borg” can be used.)
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the persistent act of kissing someone’s -ss. so much so that the person in question has permanent lip marks on their -ss. “man, mark is really -sssmithing that customer”
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