assimilation by the Borg


the habit of wearing a bluetooth cell phone on one’s ear at all times. usually in reference to high-powered executive types, the first to develop this habit in earnest.
have you seen the new director of security? yeah, he’s been -ssimilated….. (note that any form of “-ssimilation by the borg” can be used.)

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