asshole policy
in any given relationship you have with another person that person is bound to be an -sshole at some point so you mite as well be an -sshole first.
example 1
“i knew that the car in front of me was about to cut me off so i implemented the -sshole policy and sped up so he couldn’t get in front of me.”
example 2
i was walking out of wal-mart the other day and this b-m said “excuse me sir”, i could tell he was about be an -sshole and ask me for money so i put the -sshole policy into effect and told him “get a f-cking job” before he had a chance to say another word.
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