when you are depressed and you turn on the radio to make yourself happy with music. but instead the radio plays just the right song to make you more depressed than you were before.
brent just got dumped by roxanne so he went out to his car to chill out and turned on the radio but it started playing “1 is the loneliest number” -sshole radio
the act of urinating a thin strand fecal matter after engaging in -n-l s-x yo i got peebles this morning from slamming that chick in the p–pschute last night. that kid everyone knows. dude, you are on your way to becoming the next peebles. scottish nipple och, i’ve got a sore peeble. the biggest f-cking […]
spsi is a common term used in the toilet paper industry that stands for sh-t per square inch. this is in reference to how much excrement a single piece of toilet paper can absorb/contain without it making contact with either the user’s hand or any other outside source. spsi is commonly used to better understand […]
a site were fat russians lick each other out “im off to watch some p-rnhull fam.”
a relationship primarily s-xual in nature; akin to but less transient than (and thus not necessarily synonymous with) booty call, f-ck buddy, slam piece, friend with benefits, or hook up; a f-cktionship offers all the benefits of a legitimate relationship but without the hang-ups or social acceptability yeah, ma, he/she’s definitely my boy/girlfriend.. -to friends- […]
- j*panese creampie
when you’re watching a j-panese p-rno and the guy finishes inside her p-ssy. usually the guy inserts his grubby fingers into her p-ssy and tries to scoop out the non-existing c-m mike: what’s your favorite fetish? john: i love j-panese creampies mike: dude, that’s nasty