Asshole Roadblock


when you’re driving on a two or more lane road and the cars in front of you are going the exact or close to exact same speed, causing a very annoying vehicular roadblock.
(on the phone) “i’ll be there soon, i’m just waiting for this d-mn -sshole roadblock to clear up!”

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