a man who is typically a subst-tute teacher, whether it be in high school or any lesser form.
tends to believe he is higher than all other forms of life, especially d-mn hooligans.
tends to walk around a room, with his back straightened, arms out wide, trying to look tougher than he really is. forgetful, with things such as attendance or how to spell a name. when standing in place, tends to hold hands behind back, while staring at you like if you come near him, he will bite your head off.
also believes he runs the place, when really he has no clue what is going on.
“that -ssh-l- teacher is everywhere i go! i had him for british writers again and he forgot the attendence.”
“hey! i have 21 written down and i see 22, i’m gonna have to go through the entire cl-ss again and take attendance”
an -sshole teacher is one of those teachers that scream at you for the slightest thing, give you an f on you’re homework/test for something stupid like getting the date wrong or misspelling a single word. they like to vent all of there frustrations out on the entire cl-ss by giving them extra homework or humiliating them. how do you stop one of these teachers well guess what you can’t if you defend yourself they will give you detention for “back-talking” or call your parents and say you were being “disrespectful” to them. if you try to seek retribution by reporting them to the princ-p-l they will deny everything and then become an even bigger -sshole teacher and will most likely start to single you out in cl-ss.
student 1: dude mr adams gave me an f- on my test because i got the date wrong.
student 2: well he screamed at me yesterday because i asked to go to the restroom.
student 1: he’s such an -sshole teacher
- *ss pimple
the term for the excrutiating pimple that grows on your b-tt. the pimple is usually placed on a part of the -ss that is responsible for accomodating pressure. hence, why people have a hard time sitting down. yo i got this -ss pimple and i have to sit on one cheek all the time! yo […]
- *ss rainbow
an imaginary meteorological event occurring after a severe bout of diarrhea, much as a rainbow occurs after a thunderstorm. “oh my god, the kaopectate finally kicked in… i think i’ve having an -ss rainbow.”
when you introduce something to someone that they ultimately end up overusing. “you introdosed me to game of thrones, and now i can’t leave my apartment.”
- audio rape
1)having to hear an overplayed song. 2)being forced to hear a f-ck-d up sound. 3)having someone make s-xual noises towards you. arnold: oh mah god, ugh!1 it’s feels soo gewd. conan: my god. i’ve just been audio raped.
- autoerotic defestration
the act of throwing yourself out of the window in order to m-st-rb-t- during the fall to earth … i’m so bored with my s-x life, i’m considering autoerotic defestration …