asshole vacuum theory
any organization with more than four people must have an -sshole. if this -sshole leaves the organization for any reason, one of the remaining non–ssholes will become an -sshole in order to fill the void.
we thought firing rick would provide an -sshole-free workplace, but due to the -sshole vacuum theory, mike has decided to become an -sshole in his place.
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