assholectomy
top definition
a divorce, a break-up or other ending of a relationship.
a separation, removal or discarding of a needless annoyance.
i recently had an -ssholectomy, after all i was already born with an -sshole, there was no need to have two.
no, -sshat and i are no longer together. i had an -ssholectomy.
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