assholes anonymous


-ssholes anonymous or aa – a 12-step program for -ssholes in an attempt to recover from its horrible sphincter grip into recovery. an -sshole can never be cured but they can be “in recovery.”

some never come to grips with their situation until they have suffered an -ssectomy

the 12 steps of -ssholes anonymous
1. we admitted we were powerless over our -ssholiness – that our lives had become unmanageable
2. came to believe that a power greater than ourselves could restore us to non–sshole living.
3. made a decision to turn our -sshole desires and -sshole habits over to the care of g-d as we understood g-d
4. made a searching and fearless moral inventory of our own personal -sshole.
5. admitted to g-d, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our being an -sshole.
6. were entirely ready to have g-d remove all these defects of being an -sshole.
7. humbly asked g-d to remove our -ssholes.
8. made a list of all persons the -sshole in us had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all
9. made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or other -ssholes
10. continued to take personal inventory and when we were being an -sshole, promptly admitted it
11. sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with g-d as we understood g-d, praying only for knowledge of g-d’s will to free us from our -ssholes and the power to carry that out
12. having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other -ssholes, and to practice these principles in all our affairs
from an aa (-ssholes anonymous) meeting:

mike: “my name is mike and i am an -sshole. i was born an -sshole and have been an -sshole, sometimes in denial all of my life.”

group: “hi, mike!”
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this is a 12-step program for people addicted to being -ssholes and who wish to attempt recovery.
jerk: i just joined -ssholes anonymous.

friend: remember, call your sponsor before you even open your mouth.

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