assholescent
noun: an immature, aimless, broke, unanch-r-d person over the age of 35 who is a spendthrift parasite living off of a rotation of working friends, and who -ssumes no personal responsibility, despite many parental contributions,and failed college enrollments.
lars: “last night d-ck came over and ate the rest of my pizza, drank four beers, and crashed on my couch. he asked me to lend him a $20 for gas.”
you: “dude, he’s such an -ssholescent—toss him.”
adj: to be both adolescent and an -sshole
a british girl told me that football riots are usually started by -ssholescent w-nkers.
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