assholian noncerino retardus
one day, in ancient rome, a man was named this. he was bullied endlessly and decided it was time to change his name, so he did. there was suddenly a m-ss depression as rome was devastated that they couldn’t call him any names, so he changed his name back. his name is now immortalized.
“stop being such an -ssholian noncerino r-t-rdus. shape up.”
a very, very long time ago, in ancient rome, one man was named this by his ungrateful mother. he was bullied endlessly throughout his time at school and n-body needed to call him names as his official name was bad enough. 20 years later, he legally changed his name and surprising to him, everyone was sad because they had no joy in calling him that name, instead, his name was dave. because of the m-ss sadness, he changed his name back to this where it is now immortalized.
“sh-t, man. you’re such an -ssholian noncerino r-t-rdus, shape up.”
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