Assist
1. a statistic in sports, mainly hockey and soccer, when you p-ss the object in play to a teammate who then scores.
2. a statistic in first-person shooters that shows how many times you tried to kill an enemy but your teammate had to finish the job.
1. in an ice hockey game, i got an -ssist by p-ssing across the ice to my teammate who then shot and scored.
2. in call of duty i shot a guy in front of me only for him to strafe away and i got an -ssist after he ran right into my teammate’s bayonet.
opposite of c-ck block
1. -verb
to help one recieve s-xual pleasure from another person
2. -noun
the result of helping one recieve s-xual pleasure from another person
1. i -ssisted my nerdy brother by telling that chick he was starting quarterback for his high school team. that b-tch was on him all night.
2. i got the -ssist when i told her that my nerdy brother was rich. she was all over him.
1. -ssist n. when one dude helps his buddy hook up with a lady friend.
“danny’s hookin’ up with lisa. i totally had the -ssist on that.”
a person who dislikes people who act like an -ss.
my intolerance of his obnoxios behavior made me realize i’m an -ssist.
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