Assistant
the opposite hand used for masturbation; the hand that often holds a tissue, towel, or sock.
the skin on my -ssistant hand is softer than the skin on my right hand..
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a modern day slave. a person who does all of his/her spaz-attack boss’ dirty work.
when receiving orders simply smiles and says “yes sir,” “yes ma’m,” and “not a problem, i’ll get started on it right away,” but really would like to say “you want me to do what?,” “are you freak’n kidding me, can’t you see i’m still working on the last “project” you gave me?,” and “why the h-ll can’t you do that yourself.”
when turning in work says “it was my pleasure,” “not a problem,” and “let me know if there is anything else i can do for you,” but would really like to say “here’s the sh-t you wanted,” “next time get it yourself,” and “if you come into my office one more time…”
boss to -ssistant: i need you to do w, y and z now.
-ssistant: “yes sir/ma’m, right away master. would you like to me to polish your -ss while i’m at it?”
a modern day slave. a person who has no life of their own and insist on serving others like a cheap wh-r- with no backbone. some wh-r-s are more expensive then others but still all of them lack backbones. a position for employment that requires little to no dignity.
while wiping my -ss, my -ssistant went upwards and not down so i b-tch slapped my -ssistant. moses freed many -ssistants from egypt then parted the red sea.
this word says it all. -ss is tant.
i’m a lab -ssistant.
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