Assistication
when you’re at a restaurant and you order a main course meal only to find that the size of the dish is too big for you to finish, you ask a friend to -ssisticate you.
a conjunction of the word “-ssist” and “mastication”.
they finish off the meal you paid thirty bucks for so you don’t waste your money.
rebecca: “this burger is the size of my head. paige, will you -ssisticate me?”
paige: “this is too much -ssistication to ask for.”
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