assitosis
an offensive form of flatulence that can’t be explained by the mere p-ssing of hot air around t-rds; typically silent and not necessarily limited to rotten egg stench.
pat wonderful treated the entire car to his -ssitosis on the long road trip to cincinatti.
-ssitosis infects a nerve behind your eye and when this happens you will know by one sign. “it gives you a sh-tty outlook on life”.
man goes to his boss at work and says”i can not do my job here today with the public” boss”why is that?” employee”because i am having a outbreak of a disease that spreads to others very easily. boss”what is it?”
employee”i have -ssitosis, it is a infected nerve behind my eye that gives me a sh-tty outlook on life”. boss ” i have had that disease also,it comes and goes through out your life.you better go home ,have a few beers,get laid and relax.”
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