AssJack
inversion of jack -ss. when calling someone a jack-ss is not enough you can refer to them as an -ssjack
that guy is worse than a jack -ss he’s a real -ssjack
nom. adj — a person who is hopelessly stupid, offensive or socially hindered in the sense that their very presence has become a blight upon the fabric of existence. (vulgation of the english “jack–ss,” reportedly when the coiner of the phrase was too intoxicated to correctly say “jack–ss.”
that john ashcroft is such an -ssjack!
kicking someone directly in the -sshole. perhaps so hard that the big toe gains insertion.
“i’ll -ss jack you to the moon. my foot will rupture your uterus.”
fun inversion of jack -ss. instead of calling someone jack -ss just say -ss jack.
that guy at work is a real -ss jack.
a malapropism of jack-ss
driver #1 to driver #2: “get out da’ way, -ssjack!”
some one who enjoys -n-l s-x
i heard that girl in the train hat is a real -ss-jack in the sack.
a person that so offends every bodily sense, this person often acts like a buffoon and cannot commit to the social norm. this person is therefore sensually offense, dim witted, physically unfit and is desired by only the most munterish of woman and must have a form of disability that inhibits their motor skills by making their hands constantly click and this kind of person usually has a fat waste of oxygen family.
me: hey -ssjack
-ssjack: derpa herpa clickity click
friend: u dumb
-ssjack: that dont say dumb thats dum b
friend: -punch in face-
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