assjuice


when you’ve been sitting down so long that your seat is full of sweat that came from your b-tt
guy 1: “so, the other day george asked if he could use my desktop computer.”

guy 2: “what happened?”

guy 1: “he was on for three hours. when he got up, i noticed my seat was full of -ss juice.”
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mucus produced in the -n-s especially during -n-l s-x, often quite runny!
i don’t need any jell, i’m so turned on i’m already full of -ssjuice just ram it into me!
clear sweat found in the crack that smells like -ss.
i was fingering an indian man’s -sshole to loosen him up to insert the d-ld- & got -ss juice on my finger.
australian for beer

fosters.
get me a pint of -ssjuice
going by the above definition; the rectal mucus made to accomidate bowel movements. not enough to sustain f-cking, which is why lubricants must be used. as opposed to the v-g-n- which has natural lubrication, because it was made for f-cking.
“i have to go on, but these ignorant democrat c-nts write the stupidest f-cking definitions. the only -ss juice is the diariah your mom drank.”

“the b-tthole was made for sh-tting, the p-ssy was made for hitting.”

see c-nts and the “sh-t packer” reference in sh-tskin

the word used to describe the sweat from your back/-ss rolling down the cleft of your -ss, usually after an intense “workout” session…
jesus i can almost feel the -ss-juice pooling in my boxers!
the bi-product after a good round of -n-l s-x. usually a mixture of s-m-n, feces, ky jelly (or your preferred lubricant), and, depending on how hard you jackhammer that brown eye, blood is also part of the consistency. add mayonnaise and you have a -n-l colada!!!
when i pulled out of her hershey highway, she let go at least 8 oz. of -ss juice. just a reflex i guess, so i added mayonnaise and made her eat it. -n-l coladas baby!
natural lubrication created when one is craving -n-l s-x
take it out of my b-tt and let me lick all of my -ssjuice off

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