asslamp


a person that is a smart jerk.
billy : “hey, i figured out your problem, your mom is fat”
jimmy : “you are an -sslamp”
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(verb) shoving a lamp (light) in your -n-s; also known as -sslamping.
“you will definetly hurt yourself if you continue to -sslamp.”
1. douchey, or f-gy or sometimes mean; similar to -sshole but with a more friendly connotation.
you -sslamps tp’d my house!

g-d my dad is being such an -sslamp…
the act of one’s self sitting on a lamp
nah, im busy… i gotta -sslamp

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