assless


a noun (usually a human) without an -ss
that girl is -ssless
pertaining to an individual who does not appear to be in possession of a rear end. -ssless people tend to be extremely skinny or scrawny, and often are not aware of their lack of a behind.

(can sometimes be abbreviated to ‘-sslss’ in text format.)
so that’s johnny? woah, he has no -ss! -ssless, right there.
basily some one with no -ss.
that white girl is -ss less.

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