Assmaid


the guy in the bathroom of those really fancy hotels/clubs/restaurants who hands you a towel, turns the tap on for you and would even wipe your -ss if you asked.
“what took you so long in there gary?”, “oh yeah.. sorry it was the -ssmaid. he took a long time wiping my -ss”

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