assmess
a particularly runny liquified form of sh-t, leading to an unholy mess and overpowering stench wherever it has been excreted to.
dave missed the pan and made an -ssmess on the floor.
dave farted hard and made a terrible -ssmess in his pants.
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a facebook status update posted by someone’s -ss while their phone is in their back pocket. the rest of the body, including the brain, have no idea that the -ss has changed their status, or what the new status is suppose to mean. “juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuygut” — -ss status 1 more definition add your own its when […]
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