assminer


someone who mines -sses, sometimes with hat.
check out sanchez. what an -ssminer.
the act of using your fingers to dig around in someones -ss looking for sh-t, then scooping out the sh-t and eating it. -ss miner. usually inplyimg both parties are gay men.
john inserts his finger into jeff’s -ss and scoops out some sh-t, then john eats it. john is an -ss miner. jeff is the -ss mine.
derogitory term for a h-m-s-xual. alternatively, anyone who partakes in activities involving inserting objects into the r-ct-m.
larry never dates females because he is an -ssminer.
to mine an -ss. a possible insult.
you’re such an -ss miner, that you’ve got enough corn to feed poland.

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