Assmitten
a derivative of -sshat. where one has both hands up their -ss instead of their head.
john: why did you drop the hammer on my foot, you -ssmitten.
barry: i don’t have hands up my -ss!
somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has.
the -ssmittens at the liquor store refused my id again.
mittens that are designed to be worn on the rear rather than hands.
ben- my -ss is so cold.
taylor- here, i made you some -ss mittens!
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