assmol


a rodent like creature belonging to the subfamily cricetinae (hamster, rat, mouse, mole) that is often inserted into a flaming h-m-s-xual’s -n-s using a stainless steel pipe and cigarette lighter. this technique is also known as “the combrink”.
marc is staying home tonight to play with his -ssmol.

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