Assmosis
the chemical process through which alcohol is absorbed directly into the blood stream through the rectal walls, as a result of -n-l alcohol consumption.
cory p-ssed out last night. i guess the -ssmosis really caught up with him.
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the process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss.
“he got vp via -ssmosis.”
the process of absorbing heat from a seat left by the person previously sitting in the seat
john: hey, this seat is warm.
franny: lucky, you get -ssmosis.
the process by which a person’s -ss becomes moist through osmosis after prolonged contact with gr-ss. not to be confused with -ssmosis.
z: g-dawg, how did your -ss get so moist?
g: -ss-mosis of course.
when your head is so far up another person’s -ss you can’t think, hear or see for yourself and must connect telepathically with the person whom has let you stick your in there -ss for these sensory inputs.
as the tail of the human centipede, kendar was forced to rely on -ssmosis to know what was happening in the word around him.
a process by which a dumb inept individual attains high status and success by kissing up to superiors and stepping on co workers to attain empty undeserved success in a corporate environment.
it was evident that their success had attained not through intelligence, hard work or through experience but it was through -ssmosis.
the process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
the guy sitting next to you suffers from -ssmosis
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-ss snorkeling is very similar to brown nosing, but to the extremes. the only reason he’s getting that promotion is because he’s been -ss snorkeling the boss.
- ass`wipe`licker`shit
ur an -sswipe 4 readin dis! f-ck u find out another way f-gz
- Astronauting
when you stick your thumb up the -ss and your middle finger up the v-g-n- of a woman and toss her, off into a pool, down a bowling alley, or into the air in general. “up, up and away!” astronauting was joey’s favorite activity until he lost his thumb in the war.
- at a job site
euphemism often used when referring to one’s deviant s-xual behavior. specifically, the act of sitting in a comfortable mesh office chair giving the impression of working while in fact loaded on v–gr- and dreaming of shaven billy goats licking your b-lls and a troop of monkeys tugging on your shaft while magically teddy bears dance […]
- ataintance
a person with which one has an unfriendly yet shallow relationship; the antonym of acquaintance; in between an enemy and a stranger. man, i don’t really know bill, but one time told me he liked to kill kittens. yo, he’s your ataintance.