Assmouse Cheesepants
one who is an -ssmouse wearing cheesepants. or one who is the “wanna be” of the group, and is always bugging you for a nickname. -ssmouse cheesepants is the perfect solution for such a friend.
jon: c’mon guys give me a nick name!
ken: dude just shut up.
larry: ok fine jon. you’re now -ssmouse cheesepants.
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