the religious belief which holds that all -sses, b-tts, booty, and junk trunks of all shapes, colors, and sizes are equally s-xually attractive. strict -ssnostics will worship b-tts no matter what their age or condition, although many -ssnostics practice their religion on only a limited scale (e.g. they worship -ss-s of any color, as long as they are young and small, etc.)
joe: “do you want to talk to the girl with the flat -ss, the one with the large -ss, or the one with the freckled -ss in the bikini.”

paul: “yes, because i am a strict -ssnostic.”

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