two-year degree offered by community colleges and some state colleges. known for attracting students of every age, every race, every income background and every academic ability.
some -ssociate degrees are actually very useful by themselves like nursing, hvac, criminal justice and some business fields but most are just stepping stones to get to a bachelors degree.
many credits actually will transfer to a 4-year college. but this largely depends on which college you plan on going to. obviously a top ivy league school or something close to that will be more selective but if your just looking for a decent/good college to finish your bachelors degree then you will be fine.
johnny went to a community college to get an -ssociate degree. now he has a decent middle cl-ss job.
maria spent her first two years in community college and then transferred to a 4 year college to finish off her degree and now has half as much debt as most of her graduating cl-ss at her 4-year school with the same degree
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primarily issued by second-rate community colleges, the bottom of the totem pole of postsecondary degrees. not really much better than a high school diploma. only good for use as a stepping stone to a bachelor’s degree, or to score that shift manager position at your local mcdonald’s. although taking only about two years to earn, those two years are a m-ssive waste of time unless the holder plans on earning a bachelor’s degree or better at a later date.
joe earned his -ssociate degree at his local community college, and is now employed at harvard university… as the head of the cleaning crew.
the ghetto community college took an otherwise useful piece of paper, and made it worthless by turning it into an -ssociate degree.
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a person who decides that it is necessary to simply get f-cked in the -n-s turning it into an -ss p-ssy. e.g. devin mccormack. devin got f-cked in the -ss p-ssy, now he is an -ss p-ssy f-ck.
- Ass Shower
the best kind of shower; although this phrase means literally ‘to shower one’s own -ss’, it is often used as a derogatory. joe was low on soap, so he decided that he could only afford to take an -ss shower. yo b-tch -ss cracka, best bend over cuz you about to get -ss showered. 1 […]
simply a word used both as an adverb or adjective describing one’s engagement in the s-xual arts. “he is the master of -ss-tappery, he banged that whole group of freshman before the end of fall quarter.” “his s-xing is -ss-tappery at its finest”
- ass to hand distance
the distance from between your -ss and hand while wiping. usually in the form of tp (toilet paper) depending on your comfort level it can be any where from 1 to 16 sheets. it may also depend on how stinky the dump was. my -ss to hand distance is about 6 sheets, i dont like […]
- ass tickler
having ones -ss licked, tickled or bitten i got an -ss tickler last night 1 more definition add your own someone who pleasures themself via objects up their r-ct-m also see: french -n-l who wants his bank manager to know he tickles -rs-s when he is not paying in cheques!