associative girlfriend
your girlfriends’ best friend who’s basically the third person in your relationship and not in a weird c-ckblocking sort of way she just fits among you and girlfriend and you couldn’t imagine your relationship without her in it because she’s not just girlfriends’ friend… she’s yours too. she drinks with you when girlfriend doesn’t want to. she goes and eats with girlfriend when you’re on a diet. she takes girlfriend to target when you don’t want to go. she is an -ssociative girlfriend and your favorite third wheel.
example 1
girlfriend:i’m hungry lets go eat allll the foods
you: no go call -ssociative girlfriend i’m on a diet
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