assortaint


double meaning:

1. past-tense ky podunk version of ascertained – determined, discovered with certainty.

2. noun – -n-l or genital region of the male anatomy.
1. he -ssortaint that yer a d-ck.
2. is that -ssortaint? i can’t tell, but it smells like sh-t either way.

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